Having no hair is great! I decree that everyone should get their head shaved at least once in their lives.

New cam archive gallery updated, check it out. Masking tape is the fashion accessory of the future.

Ha HA!!! I am wearing shorts and a Tshirt, but I am cold. Why did I have to choose Davis of all places to go to college.

Check out my cam image—I’m wearing shorts and a t-shirt, and it’s February! Time to jump into my thong(s)! Winter isn’t even over and I’m experiencing the perfect summer day! I love you San Diego!

New cam gallery up. I’ve been listening to the new Chemical Brothers almost non-stop for the past two days. It is best.

I’ve set a new personal record … I’ve been up 39.5 hours. Now I’m going to get in bed and slip into a coma.

Yay for tackling my toughest and longest day of the week with no sleep whatsoever!
Wait, instead of “yay,” I mean “FUUUUUUUUCK!“

Well, I got back onto campus around midnight (safe and sound, not to worry). Now that I’ve unpacked and settled in, it’s almost 4am and I need to start a 4 page essay that’s due at 2:20pm. Feels like college!

Well I was not notified of your implants enigma, perhaps you should notify me of any physical adjustments you make on yourself before telling it to everyone else. Anyways, my days have been passing by slowly up here in Davis. There is only one thing that could possibly make me happy now, sex. But since that doesn’t come easily I have settled for the warmth of the sun. Yes, I wore shorts and a t-shirt yesterday.

woo hoo!

I showed my tits to a bunch of strangers and got beads for it! Rock on, Mardi Gras! Rock on, tits! See webcam for details.

Three days left!

I just saw a drag show, and it was quite entertaining. However, I still prefer girl butts over boy butts.

Mmmm, girl butts…

My lower back hurts like hell because of my bed. Time to get a squishy foam pad before I die. My spine is about to fold in half … backwards.

At this moment, I’m sitting in the CSE Sunpal lab waiting for an interview for my latest programming assignment. I have a shitload of homework to do today, including studying for a midterm that looms tomorrow, and another waiting for me on Friday. I hate this crushing workload—I wish I had more time for my friends instead.

“So what did you do at work today, Andy?”

“Oh, just the usual, Mom—I scanned and catalogued a lot of Ancient Greek Pornography then posted it to our school website.”

“Oh, that’s nice sweetie. At least you’re having fun.”

“You bet, Mom. Those ancient Greek women sure did love to double down on nice, stiff one. If you need me, I’ll be in my room with the door locked.”

I love my job.

I just did an experiment in chemistry where I finished with more copper than I started out with. Chemistry is a bitch. Otherwise classes are fun, esspecially Anthropology, because the teacher has no sense of humor.