So, as some of you may have noticed, we’re having technical difficulties right now. Hopefully we’ll be moving the site to a new server soon, and in the mean time I’m going to use the internet equivalent of duct tape to keep this site afloat. Thanks again to our regular viewers, these efforts are mostly for them.
For those of you who are starting to experience withdrawl symptoms from my lack of posts I have only one thing to say. My computer has been continuously shitting bricks over the past couple of weeks, and I am working hard to stop the constant fecal onslaught.
I got the worst night of sleep in my life last night. Now, my throat is so sore that I curl up into the fetal position when I swallow and my lymph nodes are so swollen they hurt. If given the capacity, I’d destroy the Earth right now.
I’ve been noticing a steady increase in traffic over the past week, and yesterday (Sunday), this site recieved over 100 hits. Rad. I’m pleased with this trend, and all you visitors should continue to vote for us using the links over in the far right column.
In other news, Colin’s birthday party was a hit. He really liked the cock ring that Dave and I bought for him at F-Street, and all the freshmen girls there seemed to be the most drunk of anyone. Yeah college.
I’m sick too, what the fuck is this? I have a rape-me-in-the-ass math midterm next Friday, but more importantly there’s going to be a huge party this weekend off campus. Mmmmm.
About the unfinished site: I’m too damn busy. Maybe I’d get motivated and make a bunch of updates if we could find a host that was php-friendly (*cough, cough* BRIAN) so we could make things a bit more automated.
Being sick is the worst! On top of that I have my midterms coming up! AHH! Oh well what can I say? I’m the one that only gets 6 hours of sleep or less a night.
On another note, why haven’t we finsihed this site yet? Would you please bug enigma to get his ass in gear and get something done.
Since there is no one awake at the ungodly hour at which I am posting this, I might as well just tell all you ( our general audience ).
1. I got pulled over by a cop who thought I was drunk because I slowed down in the middle of an intersection, and then sped back up to the speed limit. The truth of the matter is that my car stalled halfway through because it was so cold. The cop even gave me that “follow my finger” bullshit. Asshole cops.
2. So I’m walking up to the front door of my apartment, and I hear moaning and “OH YES”s coming from the next apartment’s upstairs window. All I can say is: “where the hell are my bitches?”
I just got back from FallFest, and boy did I see a lot of crowd surfing 80 lb. Asian girls get thrown waaaay into the air.
The lowdown:
1. Blackalicious: Rad freestyling, hot backup singer, good sense of humor.
2. MxPx: Shitty punk with Christian undertones, but they got the crowd really going and there were mosh pits galore. I worked my way to the front and center of the floor and had a blast.
3. Jurassic 5: Great music and comedic freestyling, but the crowd was kind of tired and cranky by that time. I was still front and center and got to watch their entire performance from 5 feet away. Rad.
US News and World Report has placed UCSD as the 7th highest ranked public university in the nation. Rad. There’s full info here.
After sitting at my desk for about 4 hours now I have come to only one conclusion, I am wholey and completely a nerd if I can’t find anything to do for 4 hours between classes. No matter. At least during that time I found some awesome new covers for the site ( guarunteed! ). In other news, my physics TA looks like Jenifer Lopez ( hot hot! ). Keep coming back for more inspirational news from us here at duolab.
First full day of classes complete. On to the next day! The only problem was that I had one hour to kill between a couple of my classes, so I walked around the quad. I don’t know why, but I did. Twice.